Highlights of the day:
Getting pied with whipped cream by random strangers in public. I had no idea whipped cream melted, until it started dripping from my hair. At least the guy next to me was decently attractive. And I still hate whipped cream with a passion. Writing two pages of this media paper! BOOYAH, BITCHES. Talking about Le Chatelier’s Principle during the chem lecture. Equilibrium makes me unnervingly...
Okay, this is probably my imagination, but I think our laundry smells a litte...– Amelie
Betty: What's the capital of Czechoslovakia?
Me: Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore; it's now the Czech Republic and Slovakia -_-
Tonight, I got the Senior Prom I never had. Instead of arguing with a guy, I had a decent meal, laughed hysterically about stereotypical Indian jokes (thanks to the multitude of Indians at my table), danced my heart out, and took a multitude of pictures. Everyone looked so nice, and I loved unleashing my inner camera whore. I’m expecting tons of tagged photos on Facebook in the near...
From dinner AKA Amelie-isms
Me & Isabelle: It’s easy as A, B, C… Amelie: D, E, F, G— Me & Isabelle: …One, two, three, baby, you and meeee! Me & Isabelle (to Amelie): What were YOU singing?! ———- Amelie’s ideal guy is from Northeastern China, but not Korea, and is an ABC born in China (what an oxymoronic phrase) who still keeps his culture alive. Basically, if I...
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....– Lady Gaga (via daisypetalss)
Me: Dude, I was feeling so good about making $15 an hour, until I found out how much they make for one episode of Bones. Do you have any idea how much they make?!
Betty: Do you have any idea how much you're going to make in the future?
Me: Less than you!
Betty: I know :D
Panicked about the rate at which people were signing up for LS 2 with Esdin. Managed to get into LS 2 with Esdin! Spent 8.5 consecutive hours out of my room Went 10 hours without eating a meal Crammed chem homework for the first and last time Used a neurotoxin at the lab Gave my full attention to Kojima during lecture Had a pen thrown at me by Yeti (She was apparently insulted by my...
I love my lab
Brendan: YEAH! IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE VEST DAY!
Lee: He's a little crazy...
Asian vinegar or white vinegar?
Prof. Kojima: I see a lot of Asians in this class.
Prof. Kojima: So which is stronger, rice vinegar or white vinegar?
Prof. Kojima: That didn't sound right, did it...
Topics discussed during dinner with the CSI gang:
Obesity in Asians Bones & the Gravedigger getting her head blown up Condoms & condom sundaes Serial killers Giving birth Justin Bieber Tumblr He-who-shall-be-unnamed Karen’s hand signals for sex, penis and exercise Letting one person die to save five and vice versa AKA it doesn’t matter who you push in front of a trolley Spiderman’s ethical predicament: Mary...
The dress I was going to wear to formal is a little tight on me, and therefore, I need to spend the rest of my week at the gym working out and dieting. Oh, the things I do to be superficial.
Why is it always raining when you come home?– Steph
Me & Isabelle: *talking about the OC*
Betty: The OC, is that The Office... kuhhhhhhhhh...
Betty: I got nothing.
That was kinda awkward:
Prof. Mason: What do we need to use to solve for the entropy of the surroundings? If you've read ahead, you should know this.
Me (somewhat loudly): Hess' Law?
Prof. Mason: The third law of thermodynamics.
Isabelle & Joon: *laughing*
Isabelle: Say it louder!
Prof. Mason: Sometimes it's the engineers who make discoveries.
Me (to Isabelle): Betty...
Isabelle: No. It won't happen.
Isabelle (talking about art history midterm): Amelie got an A, of course. Clesther got a C, and I'm scared.
Me: A for Amelie, C for Clesther...
Isabelle: I FOR ISABELLE!
Betty: No, it's like, A, B, C, D, E...
Me: THERE'S NO E!
Jennifer: Who are some Hispanic characters on TV?
Girl: What about that one main guy from Bones?
Thoughts in my head:
SHIT. I’m never going to get this 15-page research paper and the 6-page electrophoresis commentary read by 2 pm. WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR AN 8 AM DISCUSSION?! My head hurts. This rain is really loud—is it even raining or is that just the run off? Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. What am I going to wear today so that I look cute, even when I look like a drowned rat?
Archery is NOT an art
Me: Archery is so pointless! You live in CALIFORNIA; there is nothing to hunt!
Betty: Archery is an art!
Me: Did you just say archery is an art?!
Me: Just because it shares the first two letters with 'art' doesn't mean it really is an art!
In chemistry, I learned that my professor and I...
Prof. Kojima: Do you guys like mac & cheese?
Prof. Kojima: Whoever said 'no,' I like you!
What I've done this weekend:
Finished prelabs, postlab and use up an entire pen in the process. Either I write a lot or these Chinese pens just don’t have enough ink. Churned out a thesis for my prospectus that looks like one huge run-on sentence and will probably get axed by my TA anyways because I’m an awful writer Went to B Caf at midnight with FIVE Bruincards and held up the line like a douchebag as I...
Oh my god. I can’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling right now. I’m happy, I’m pissed, I’m so freakin’ sad. I think it says something about me when I get this worked up about a TV show. A fictional TV show, no less. Oh, and thanks to Amelie for being so kind to me. Just for that, I’m turning down your offer to go to Westwood :|
I'm a terrible person
There’s exactly 44 minutes until the next episode of Bones comes out, and I’ve already surfed the discussion boards and read how the entire episode turned out. Man, I am such an awful fan. Although, in my defense, I don’t get FOX at home for some reason, so it’s not like I can even watch it tonight. I’d have to watch it tomorrow on Hulu. (Anyone want to join me?!)
Having the stomach flu sucks in so many ways. For one thing, I can’t even sit up without feeling nauseous, which means I’ve spent the last 24 hours in bed in various states of pain. My stomach also refuses to accept any food, so I can only take in fluids, which, for the sole purpose of getting well, means Gatorade. (The electrolytes in it are supposed to help me rehydrate.) ...
I saw your post and was like, ‘Who the hell is Kayden Manimtim?’ and...– Kayden Kathlene Manimtim
Betty put a Tupperware lid in the microwave, setting it on fire. Amelie created a Settlers of Catan-themed birthday poster for Michael, complete with hermaphroditic cows, transparent hats, horses with prosthetic legs, strangely-angled pig troughs, and three-legged sheep. <3 I have given up on studying for chemistry.